KL to JB by train

A drunken blonde tourist gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the trip is between KL to JB.

"About five hours," says the conductor.

"Okay," says the drunkard, "then how long is the trip between JB to KL?"

The irate conductor says to the drunk tourist "It's still about five hours, laddie. Why'd ya think there'd be a difference?"

"Well," says the drunk tourist, "it's only a week between Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long time between New Year's and Christmas!